WoW Glider: what actually happened in the courtroom

Last week I wrote an analysis of the Blizzard/WoW Glider case, which got a decent amount of press on the mainstream games sites and led to an awesome debate/flame war/hilarity in the comments to my original post – see here.
One (anonymous) poster wrote up a tongue-in-cheek script for what might have happened in the courtroom, which I liked so much I decided to post it properly below. Enjoy – and if you’re the writer of this piece of genius, let me know for credit….
Blizz: …So in conclusion, please order Michael “Mike” Donnelly to shut down Glider, and also buy us all Yachts. Cuz really, that’s what we were gonna do with it anyway. Either that, or nerf rogues.
Judge: I hate rogues too! B*ggers always gank me when I’m afk taking a leak…
Blizz: Well, we DID nerf stealth by making it MUCH easier to detect. Obviously there were complaints, but PR’s got it covered with the usual run-around.
Judge: Oh sh*ts, I know SOMEONE who’s gonna win a lawsuit if they’d keep a certain class from ever stealthing aga-
Mike: Uh, your honor?
Judge: shut up, Mikey Mike. I’m talking business here. So anyway, this one time I was THIS CLOSE to getting that peacebloom, when I hear that WOOOO, ya know? And then I-
Mike: Your honor, the case?
Judge: FINE, but you BETTER make it a good one, I’m one global away from swinging my Gravel of Justice in favor of Blizz here.
Mike: Thank you, your Honor. Well, ladies and gentlemen of this “supposed” jury, Blizz would like you to believe they made my Glider program illegal. And they make a good case. Hell, I even felt pity myself! But ladies and gentlemen of this “supposed” jury, I have one final piece of evidence for you to consider…
Blizz: (Wait, isn’t this a South Park skit?)
Judge: When did that chartboard get here? Warden, did you catch that?
Warden: No, but there’s a guy in Diremaul who hasn’t logged off in 3 days straight…
Blizz: SEE?! They’re RUINING us!1!
Judge: Really? I mean, it’s just Diremaul. Honestly, have you guys actually tried to run your own instances? They really suck sometimes.
Blizz: Uh… well, we ARE in the process of streamlining the PVE content in order to re-optimize the percentage of numbers such that they increase with better lateral passing.
Judge: …oh.
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!
Judge: wat
Phoenix: The excuse offered by Blizz doesn’t make even the most remote logical sense! It’s just words they strung together from what little they remember during the last manager’s meeting in Vegas! Furthermore, “lateral passing” isn’t even an economics term! It’s from football!
Judge: He’s gotcha there, Blizz.
Blizz: Oh yea? Well guess what Phoenix? You just lost.
Phoenix: ?
Blizzard: THE GAME! lol
Judge: lol
Phoenix: !!!
Mike: /sigh
Blizz: Hey! That’s OUR property there!
Mike: You know what, I give up. I had this wookie I was gonna show and everything, but seriously this is just too stupid. (morons, every one of them)
Judge: You heard the man, he sai- wait.
Blizz: ?
Mike: ?
Judge: … did he say he had a wookie to show us?
Mike: (Oh, God…)
God: I LOVE WOOKIES
Mike: /facepalm
Blizz: STOP IT! God, make him stop! He’s stealing our stuffs!
God: MAN WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE WOOKIES
Judge: Really? What happened?
God: TEQUILA
Judge: Fair point.
Mike: For the love of… you, please just get me out of here. I can’t take this any more.
God: I CANNOT DO THAT HERE
Mike: I know I’m gonna regret this, but… why not, God?
God: I AM OVERBURDENED
Blizz: lol! He’s doing the D2 Barb lines!
Judge: lol! His voice is perfect for it too! Do the A1Q1 quest completion line!
God: THE ROGUES ARE SAFE FOR THE MOMENT
Judge: lol
Blizz: lol
Warden: lol
Phoenix: lol
Mike: Fuck it. I’ll see you all in appeals. /camp
God: ACTUALLY YOU’LL SEE ME IN 1 DAY 17 HOURS 1 MINUTE 0 SECONDS
Judge: Is that… is that when he’s going to die?
God: NO THAT’S WHEN I RENEW MY WOW SUBSCRIPTION
Blizz: Now THERE’S a marketing pitch! “WoW: the only game fit for God!”
God: MY SON PLAYS BEJEWLED
Blizz: we’ll talk to Popcap, make it an addon.
God: AND THE LORD SAW IT AND SAID THAT IT WAS GOOD
…And that’s how a massive lawsuit between a company and some dude brought about the addition of Bejewled into WoW.”
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Thoughts on the WoW Glider appeal

A US appeal court has upheld the illegality of WoW Glider, a high-profile and profitable bot for Blizzard’s World of Warcraft (hat-tip to Nic Suzor).  The case is important both for its implications for bot use generally in MMOs as well as for a number of other legal points for games companies which come out of the case.  The case was also not a clean win for Blizzard, which suffered setbacks in two important parts of the case.

The background

Glider allows players to level up automatically within WoW by playing their avatars for them.  It therefore bypasses the level progression built into WoW.  Glider was built by MDY Industries, which is owned by Michael Donnelly, who sold it to WoW players for a lot of money.  Interesting fact: Donnelly made $3.5m profit off WoW Glider, apparently.

Blizzard did not like Glider, unsurprisingly, and told MDY to stop selling it.  MDY then commenced legal action seeking to justify the legality of Glider.  In 2008, a California court held against MDY, finding both that Glider involved copyright infringement of WoW and that it contravened the Digital Millenium Copyright Act.  That last bit needs a bit of explanation for non-US readers: the DMCA makes it illegal for you to try to circumvent technological protection measures which a software company puts in place to protect its software.  In this case the principal protection measure is The Warden, a program that Blizzard uses to track down bots – and which Glider was designed over time to evade.

Having lost the lawsuit, Donnelly and MDY were therefore made subject to a huge $6.5m fine and ordered to stop selling Glider.  They appealed – and the judgement from the US 9th Circuit appeal court has now arrived.

Key points from the case

  • Blizzard lost its copyright infringement argument.  In a nutshell, it argued that its EULA prohibits bot use and therefore, if a player uses Glider, that is a breach of the EULA and constitutes copyright infringement, for which MDY should be legally responsible as it sells Glider in the first place.  The court held that in fact using a bot does not involve copyright infringement, it just means a breach of contract (i.e. of the EULA).  In other words, using or selling Glider is still illegal because it involves breach of contract, but it’s not quite as illegal as Blizzard made out, i.e. copyright infringement.  This has important practical consequences, because it significantly limited the legal penalties that Blizzard could seek against MDY.  It is also significant legally, because it is the first time that a court has found that using a bot does not involve copyright infringement.
  • However, Blizzard won the DMCA argument.  The court found, again, that because Glider is specifically designed to evade The Warden, it therefore fell foul of the anti-circumvention laws in the DMCA.  Therefore, the court upheld the ban on Glider, even though MDY had ‘won’ the copyright argument.
  • Because Blizzard lost the copyright infringement argument, the court effectively overturned the massive $6.5m fine against Donnelly and MDY.  Which must be a relief for them.  But it doesn’t get them entirely out of the financial wood because…
  • Blizzard had also run a ‘tortious interference with contract’ argument – i.e. it wanted MDY to pay for the damage that Blizzard suffered due to Glider, which appears to have been lost subscriptions.  In the lower court, Blizzard won this argument, but the appeal court now basically has ordered a re-trial.
  • We’ll very likely see this in the courts again, either because of the partial re-trial or because one or both parties attempts to appeal the case up to the US Supreme Court.

Other interesting points:

  • The court affirmed the decision in Vernor v Autodesk earlier this year that games ‘owners’ in fact only license their games, they do not own them (read more here: what Vernor v Autodesk means for games)
  • Blizzard apparently spends “$940,000” a year responding to complaints regarding anti-bot activities (contrast that with the $3.5m profit Donnelly made on Glider sales).  Still, I wonder how much extra Blizzard spends on actually combatting the bots themselves.
  • Interestingly, MDY’s explicit business model was to make it so commercially difficult for Blizzard to continue its anti-bot activities that it would effectively allow Glider to continue. 

So what?

It might sound like a lot of legalese, but really this is a milestone lawsuit in the games industry:

  • It shows yet another weakening of the EULA.  Just because Blizzard said that using a bot was illegal and a breach of copyright, didn’t actually make it so.  Expect more hard looks at the EULA in the future.
  • On the other hand, it shows how important the DMCA is to protecting games in the US.  The equivalent in the UK is the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988 (you can read more about that here in the context of modchips).
  • It also shows that Blizzard really doesn’t like bots.  Its legal costs must be quite substantial by now and, the court having ordered that each side pay its own costs, it can’t recover them from MDY.  That’s a lot of money to spend going after one bot, but Blizzard must have been banking that it will have a deterrent factor on other bots in the future.

Finally, here’s the really interesting question for me: MDY lost not because of Glider itself, but because it circumvented The Warden.  What if there was an MMO with no such protection program in place (and, perhaps, with a less strict EULA too)?  In that case, there is at least an argument I think that bots could be ‘legal’ for that game.  Food for thought, eh?

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